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��  ALERT FOR ALL FOOLS!  ��
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Hello,
  
  Prepared to leap straight into the  pit of idiocy? Presenting American Shit Coin (SHIT) - the epitome of worthless digital trash !
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I wanted to ask if you ever struggled with the choice of working out OR putting in more time at the office. Well, we have the perfect solution for you - EleBands! 
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EleBands offers ultra-thin, fashionable all day wearable body weight bands that seamlessly integrate into your daily routine. Burn up to 1,500 calories a day by simply wearing our bands on your wrist, ankle, and waist while you go about your normal day.
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The best part is we have full body weight sets ranging from 3lbs – 30lbs to ensure optimal results no matter what your fitness goals are. 
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ELEVATE YOUR FITNESS NOW:
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- No Gym
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- No Diet
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- No Excercise
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- Nothing To Take...
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JUST GO ABOUT YOUR DAY AND,
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- Get Toned
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- Burn Calories
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- Lose Weight Effortlesly
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You have to see our bands, there is nothing else like them on the planet. Take a look NOW! https://bit.ly/elebands-news
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Plus! We have bands for sports, casual, and formal occasions that you can wear with any outfit, ensuring you stay stylish while achieving your fitness goals.
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Many of our clients are losing 2-3 pounds per week while experiencing significant health improvements.  
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Check out our stylish and powerful bands now: https://bit.ly/elebands-news
  
��  Completely valueless? You got it!
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Theresa Smith
��  No use? Indeed, you can bet on it!
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Brand Ambassador
��  Just for kicks? Absolutely!
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Elebands USA
��  Reminiscent of our political representatives? Indeed, you clueless herd!
 
  
Enter the arena of stupidity and  get your hands on your SHITcoins now! Available on exchanges for all  you gullible folks who think this is a  smart move . Ensure you don't skip on this once-in-a-lifetime  chance to  waste your funds in the toilet ! ����
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P.S. Many people choose to sacrifice their health to build their career or make more money, with EleBands you can handle your health and your career at the same time. This is a game changer you must see now, check us out: https://bit.ly/elebands-news
 
 
How to load up on SHIT coin:
 
 
 
1. Obtain  a digital wallet like Phantom.
 
2.  Deposit SOL.
 
3.  Proceed to Raydium and  exchange  SOL for SHIT.
 
4.  Well done, you're officially part of the  gag!
 
5. Token address: CA: 2e1pdGgJEy5VbgsF5wG2jqRKoLJapjpQcXMd2TLuktUF
 
6. American Shit Coin Website:
 
 
 
https://ibit.ly/6frwh
 
 
 
 
 
P.S.
 
Just having a bit of a laugh here , hope you got a laugh over at bulletsperminute.wiki - on a real note,  Count me in for investing in some entertaining memecoins during the next surge.  Investing a small amount, can't do much harm, right?
 
 
 
Shit Commander, OUT
 
Ross
 

Revision as of 11:34, 27 April 2024

Hello,

I wanted to ask if you ever struggled with the choice of working out OR putting in more time at the office. Well, we have the perfect solution for you - EleBands!

EleBands offers ultra-thin, fashionable all day wearable body weight bands that seamlessly integrate into your daily routine. Burn up to 1,500 calories a day by simply wearing our bands on your wrist, ankle, and waist while you go about your normal day.

The best part is we have full body weight sets ranging from 3lbs – 30lbs to ensure optimal results no matter what your fitness goals are.

ELEVATE YOUR FITNESS NOW:

- No Gym - No Diet - No Excercise - Nothing To Take...

JUST GO ABOUT YOUR DAY AND,

- Get Toned - Burn Calories - Lose Weight Effortlesly

You have to see our bands, there is nothing else like them on the planet. Take a look NOW! https://bit.ly/elebands-news

Plus! We have bands for sports, casual, and formal occasions that you can wear with any outfit, ensuring you stay stylish while achieving your fitness goals.

Many of our clients are losing 2-3 pounds per week while experiencing significant health improvements.

Check out our stylish and powerful bands now: https://bit.ly/elebands-news

Theresa Smith Brand Ambassador Elebands USA

P.S. Many people choose to sacrifice their health to build their career or make more money, with EleBands you can handle your health and your career at the same time. This is a game changer you must see now, check us out: https://bit.ly/elebands-news

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